WARNING: Pacific Northwest
The cold is coming your way again.
The good people at the Farmer's Almanac have predicted another cold-wave.
(thanx rgb)
"Winter will be a bit colder than normal, on average, with above-normal snowfall... The heaviest snow will fall in mid- to late February, with other snowfalls in mid-November, early to mid-December, and early to mid-January."
-F.A. Online
So, drag out those puffy blankets and fluffy socks. Stock up on end-of-the-world-type items, 'cause a cold front is lumbering towards you, if you haven't noticed.
Is this really global warming or a schedulled chill-down? (notice the date)
If you feel that global warming is the cause of your abnormally chilly weather, take action now.
I personally think that Mama Earth will shake off humans when we get too annoying, but that may not be what we global warming or an ice age. Why? Because humans have survived and dang-near thrived in freezing conditions.
Of course, all this is a bunch of male-cow manure if you don't believe in evolution and modern science, but we'll see who's right when people are selling Shamu burgers cheap during the next ice age.
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Great. Just what I wanted... more winter. I really, truly, feel that this whole global warming thing is part of the natural way of things. Kinda like a season, but waaaay longer. But then again, what do I know? It could be gambling.
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