Thursday, June 16



Jackson's right hand appears unshaken-

Just moments after a decidedly controversial child molestation acquittal, the right hand of international pop superstar Michael Jackson appears undamaged, unshaken and visibly pink.

Right hand, as it is commonly called, showed no sign of stress and was frequently seen waving to fans along with long-time partner Right Arm. Old friends Left Hand and Left Arm were also present for the brief post-trial photo-op. The group were later seen entering a heavily guarded escort SUV.

Minutes later, Right Hand was later reported back at work for the aging popstar tossing hair, straightening clothing and thanking Jehovah.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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