Top 13 Observations: Japanese Horror (based on one film)

Recently, I watched the live action Japanese horror film Devilman 2004. Here are my top 13 simple stereotypes and observations:

1. Actors in horror films are amazingly skinny
2. Mostly freaky people inhabit horror-stricken neighborhoods
3. Your super-freaky, highly talented friend will always bail you out in a pinch
4. Pretty girls fight with spirit/have long skinny legs
5. School is the domain of bully-clans
6. Cool kids drive cars - small ones
7. Blonde hair is a sure sign of superiority
8. Soccer balls can be painful if used improperly
9. Pick on people, lose your fingers
10. If you are a weirdo, you're dad's probably a super-scientist
11. Even in demon form, your freaky friend is far cooler than you
12. Japanese women are still hot
13. While certainly a demon, your best friend may actually be Satan