Cats are Aliens

Yuck! What's that about???? Cats, of course.
Cats suck. They are nasty, ugly and they lick themselves ALL day long.

But why? Because they are aliens.

They attempt to play nice and fluffy part of a brilliant to overthrow man's greatest friend and ally, the dog. With their heinously lazy ways, they mooch your food, leave allergen infested hair all over and generally make life unpleasant. I have to this day never understood the fascination with earth's laziest 'pets' and liken them to the even lazier pet rock- which is still a better pet because you can throw them away when you've had enough of them or chuck them at people when you get really upset about something.

SAVE THE EARTH!!
GET RID OF THESE DOMESTIC PARASITES TODAY!
CATS ARE ALIENS!

Here are links which I wish to share to those enlightened individuals who also believe that cats are quite dumb, silly and not of this planet.

Cats could be Aliens (could be????? bah!)
Cats attempting to program affection into our youth (obviously alien propaganda)
A very interesting discussion on the topic
Disgusting visual proof of their alien nature
A letter from a very confused 'cat lover' (get a clue!)
Evidence of apparent low cat IQ and alien tendencies
Another low IQ demonstration from the world's laziest 'pet'
Cat Aliens, the comic (the truth is finding its way into the collective unconscious)
A way to see if your alien.. err.. cat, is smarter than you (it's kinda too late if you 'own' one, they are already smarter - it's not too late though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
And finally, a way to rid yourself of these nasty little vermin (only $15.95 - a better future starts now people!)